Cosmic Death Monkey speaks in facts, not riddles.
Worried about standing before your supreme being without representation after you die? Then don’t wait a single second more!
REINCARNATION DEPT BY ALAN CLARK Cosmic Death Monkey works on the staff of the Reincarnation Dept, a bureaucracy through which all human scum must be processed post-bucket kicking. Good thing narcotics still work beyond the physical realm!
THE NEED FOR UNITY AND CRIME (A SONIC DEF MONKEY TRIBUTE) BY ALAN CLARK Sonic Def Monkey is perfectly aware that the need for unity, which Creation leaves unsatisfied, is fulfilled, at all costs, in a microcosm. For this reason he constructs ideal societies in his head. He declares himself ostensibly in favor of the […]
KEEP THE COMMUNITY POOR-FORDABLE (A PSA ANNOUNCEMENT BY COSMIC DEATH MONKEY) BY ALAN CLARK And now, a polite message from our friend and “fixer,” Cosmic Death Monkey. Also, don’t forget to pick up Babylon ‘Love Is A Dead Place’ Issue One by Alan Clark for only $7!